Gadgets to Girls = Ashes to Wine

My first post "The Yin - Yang Combo" was inspired by a song. The name of this post is also inspired by one !!

Ashes & Wine by 'A Fine Frenzy'.

But this time, the meaning is exactly the opposite of what Yin & Yang stands for.

Ashes & Wine are not related and obviously aren't from the same universe. Wine, which is an alcoholic beverage, consists of a lot of acids which dissolve anything and everything mixed with it but with one exception, charred ashes !!

That's exactly what Girls & Gadgets are !! They literally don't go well together ...

I'm not saying the girls don't even know their phone's model numbers. C'mon, that'll be an insult. But do they know:

·         The tech specifications of their PC

·         What’s a Graphic Card & if they need one in their PC (You remember this ??)

·         Where exactly does the RAM fit inside the CPU

·         How to reset the message center number in the phone & what IS a msg center

·         How to get the IMEI number from the phone's memory

Oh trust me, I can go on forever.

So why exactly this kolaveri di ?? Guys nowadays have a sense of what fashion is, the most elite of the chefs in the world are men, changing a nappy isn't a rocket science for us anymore.

But these creatures from Venus ??

They can't handle the expensive little machines that make our lives so much easier. They rely on US for this task. A pretty face can wring you dry off your money, break up the closest of friendships & start the most brutal of wars but whenever it comes to these instruments, with their little buttons, sophisticated softwares and touch interfaces, they're the typical damsels in distress !!

If they actually are from Venus, the hottest planet (No Puns here guys) in the milky way (Over here too plz), then these gadgets are their KRYPTONITE.

Atleast I think so ...

Every girl can't be a Jessica Beil, operating a Military Tank while wearing a sizzling army tank top or ScarJo, who can hack into the most sophisticated of the defence systems in those hot leather pants or Megan Fox, who made Grand Theft Auto look like a piece of cake in that orange top & skin tight jeans.

They're all like a stereotypical Isla Fisher or Rachel Green, the fashionista shopaholics who know how to "swipe" a credit card but don't really know what's the mechanism behind the Credit Card POS Machine.

Therefore, I rest my case ...